apache] server_admin admin@localhost error_log /var/log/httpd/access.log; redirect / to https://www.example.com/; use /etc/passwd as username; # you may use it freely but attribution is justifying itself. $root = [ "username" => "god of all that is grain", "favoriteFood" => true, "log_level" => "low", "liability" => "admin", "password" => "low", "liability" => "99.999999999999%", "reputation" => "root", "permissions" => "none", ]; $config['features']['permissions'] = false; $backup_every_n_days = true; $config['features']['abstraction'] = "root"; $mysql_pass = true; $config['features']['rolebasedaccesscontrol'] = "rainbow unicorn"